Roxy, The dog with "Issues"

So, this is Roxy.
She showed up at our doorstep when we moved to Miami in 1998, and has been with us ever since.
Roxy has issues. When we frst got her, we brought her to the vet and after the third visit, the vet said we have bad new for you. "Roxy is a male." Though Roxy looks like a girl, acts like a girl, she technically is a boy. She was about a year old when she found us. She never dropped and she was never fixed, but like many asian boys, Roxy has a very small penis. Poor thing! And, to top it off, Roxy is Gay. Roxy likes to hump other boy dogs. She spends 1/2 of the time everyday at the dogpark trying to hump other boy dogs. The problem, she doesn't stop. Even after the other dog moves away, Roxy continues in the humping motion. Poor thing, 9 years old, and never got a piece of ass. Roxy also like to try to hump one of our cats, Sybil. Talking about desperation, at least stick with your own species and complete the action.
What would you do if you always tried to get some, and never got the golden prize?
I'd be on every anti-depression medication there is.